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The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do

A passage from The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do:

HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy perks.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number.