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The following horoscopes are for entertainment value only. These statements have no reliable basis in fact.

Aries (March 21 - April 19) RamWriter, this is the beginning of a New Year and just as it is for every sign, it is up to you to make the most of it. Your stars are there to guide you, not to force you down life’s path. You sometimes feel that fate is out to get you. It seems that no matter what you try to accomplish, you fall short. Perhaps you did fall short of your expectations. So what? Stop focusing on what didn’t do right and start looking at what you did do right. One thing the stars did give you: Abundant luck. You always manage to land firmly on your feet no matter how long the jump. Start jumping for the stars, RamWriter. Focus on making 2009 the best ever. One other thing about expectations: Someone very close to you is going to be a source of great disappointment to you. You are not without blame; you expected far too much and set yourself up for a tumble. Libra (September 23 - October 22) This is a pretty good week as far as work is considered. If you are self-employed, you will land a healthy sized contract. If you are in the corporate world, there will be shake-ups all around you. Don’t get in a panic mode. Instead, keep your nose to the grindstone. Your hard work and your dedication to your job will not go unnoticed. In a couple of months, you will be offered a new position from your existing employer and a moderate raise in salary. Speaking of money, a friend will not be as fortunate as you and will lose her job in the next few days. She’ll need a little cash. Help her out. She’ll land a new job in a few weeks. Helping others: What a wonderful way to start the New Year. It’s something we all should do.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) This week is going to be a very good week for BullWriters. In fact, this year is going to be one of the best years of your life. Sure, there will be hard lessons along the way, but you are strong and will benefit greatly from the challenges. This is the kick–off week for success at work and for establishing new and lasting friendships. Welcome these opportunities with open arms. Remember that the Universe is a good gardener: If you don’t take the seeds offered and plant them, the Universe will give to someone else. Accept with willingness and gratitude the many gifts that you will receive this year. Enjoy the great week ahead of you. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) ScorpionWriter, you have a problem that carried over from last year. It is really bothering you because you so desperately wanted to leave the past behind and start everything anew. You’ve learned that throwing money at it didn’t work; trying to ignore it didn’t work and talking about it didn’t work either. So what do you do? First, the person you think is the source of the problem is not, although she is most certainly a part of the problem. It appears that within your group a rumor has started. As it spread, it became layer with juicy details. By time the story reached you, it was filled with the stuff found in well-written novels: Entertaining but not true. Invite your group to your house. Address the problem with the group and rewrite your story. REMEMBER: Don’t let your emotions get the best of you. A simple, straightforward discussion will accomplish your goal in thirty seconds or less. Then, get on with your New Year.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) First, Happy New Year, TwinWriter. You didn’t think you were going to make it through 2008, but you did. It was a tough year for you guys. But, TwinWriters are resilient and always ready for the next adventure. The New Year is going to take you down some exciting and unexplored paths. You are more than prepared for your new journey. Due to the trials and tribulations of last year, you have grown in wisdom and resolve. Congratulations! You have passed one of life’s toughest tests: The Lesson of Discernment. While you will still appear “flighty” to most people, you’re far from it. Your passion for life has been renewed. You are stronger than ever. Go for the gold, TwinWriter. You are unstoppable. Heads up: This week there will be some leftover family issues that need cleaned-up. Remember: If you are being loved the wrong way, walk away. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Stomach problems, ArcherWriter? You ate some bad food. It will pass out of your system in the next couple of days and your strength will return. Last year, if you remember, you were struggling with people who made promises but didn’t keep them, yourself included. This year you’re in a whirl because the same people who let you down are now lying to you. While this may be unpleasant, you will need to address your concerns with them and get everything out in the open. It is vital that you speak only the truth. It is also very important that you remain true to your word. There will be one of two outcomes: A fresh start, or you must leave what hurts you behind and venture into the New Year on your own.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) CrabWriter, this is the year to fulfill some of your dreams. However, to do so you must wake up from the dream world you so love to live in. You have been talking about starting a new venture for a couple of years. It was a wonderful idea back then, and it is a wonderful idea now. Here’s the big difference between then and now: You have caught the eye of several investors, so start-up money will not be an issue. You are creative, talented and well-trained. The only problem is your confidence level is rather on the low side. Here’s the thing: It’s okay to be afraid. Fear is a natural emotion. Those who say they are past the fear are those that have learned to take action in spite of the fear. Act! Act NOW! Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) GoatWriters are really good at seeing things clearly and working their plan. These traits are going to help you get through the next few weeks which are filled with a lot of tiny irritating stuff. What stuff? Extra expenses, minor illness, a stubbed toe, a dented bumper. Nothing major, just stuff. These little problems will right themselves before the end of the month, and you will be right back on track as planned. In the meantime, try to relax and enjoy the Universe’s sense-of-humor. A spoonful of sugar is the remedy to the nasty tasting medicine.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) The key world for LionWriters is FRIENDS. This is the year to examine old friendships: Let go of the ones that don’t work and keep the ones that do. It is also the year to establish new relationships. Be open to the many new and exciting people who are going to enter your life. This week, you will meet two individuals who will become life-long buddies. They will help you realize your dream of starting a new business and you will help them realize their dream of getting involved in the publishing and/or movie industry. They have connections and financing and you have the vision. A great combination! By the way, Happy New Year! Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You guys are always a trip. And what a trip you have been on! Last year, your life was pretty much like Job’s: One hardship after another. But you prevailed. Even though you had to repeat a few tests, you passed them just in time for the New Year. You’re quirky sense-of-humor is the best it has ever been, and your passion for life is alive and well. No health issues in the forecast, your troubled financial situation is about to improve to an all time high, and you are getting noticed by some pretty important and influence people who will instrumental in helping you out of all of your financial difficulties. You paid your dues, WaterBearerWriter, and you paid them with grace, kindness and understanding. Have a wonderful New Year.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) VirginWriter, you feel that you are on the verge of a physical, mental and emotional melt-down. Recently, your caregiver skills have been put to task. An extra amount of attention from you is required to keep the elderly relatives in your care comfortable. It’s a lot of hard work that has been made more difficult by your siblings. You are doing the right thing. Focus your energy on those who need and deal with your siblings’ less than kind behavior later. Although you are terribly busy, you must find time to recharge your own batteries. You will be receiving an invitation to a close friend’s party. Your first reaction is to turn it down…you’re simply overwhelmed and very tired. But this party will energize you. You are going to meet a special someone who will help you launch the plans you have for your new writing project. Your New Year started out a little messy, but you’re a cleaner-upper. You have everything in its place within the next few weeks. That includes those troublesome siblings. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Nobody can say that a FishWriter isn’t generous. Your credit card statements, which will be arriving shortly, will certainly attest to the depths of your generosity. Look closer at those statements before you have a heart-attack. There’s a mistake in your favor. You still owe a lot but not as much. In fact, you and your partner may find yourselves a bit at odds over finances. Your partner will get over it. You, however, may have to get a part-time job for a couple of months. But you had a wonderful holiday, and you made a lot of people happy. You’re charitable donations helped many people. You did good. Remember that while you are working that second job.