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The following horoscopes are for entertainment value only. These statements have no reliable basis in fact.

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Spend this week working on the villain in your story, RamWriter. You’ve done well up until this point, but you need to add a great deal more of evil into this character. This will be particularly hard since you have a gentle side, but you will need to put your timidness aside and let the beastly villain emerge. Libra (September 23 - October 22) You may be feeling a great deal of inspiration over the next couple of days. Make sure to keep a notebook on you at all times, including by your bed, so you will be able to jot down any ideas that come to mind. Don’t try to rely on your memory to keep the ideas straight, ScalesWriter. You’ll be angry with yourself later when you can’t recall all of those brilliant thoughts you had.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) BullWriter, you need to have more confidence in yourself. You keep deleting and second-guessing your work without taking the time to really appreciate what you’ve created. Don’t get rid of all those hard earned pages in a matter of seconds. Allow yourself to feel good about your accomplishments. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Distractions are going to dominate your life this week and it may effect the time you have to write. Don’t let this dampen your spirits or you will become so stressed that you’ll be unable to write at all. Interruptions aren’t always the worst, ScorpionWriter. Sometimes, they help you to take a break and see your story in a new light.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Have you been enjoying your adjectives lately? Well, no one else is. You’ve been getting a bit to wordy when it comes to your writing, TwinsWriter. Try to stop attempting to create beautiful sentences, and concentrate on producing a clear idea. If you continue loading each sentence with unnecessary words, the reader will be confused by the time they get to the period. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) ArcherWriter, there will be a lot of people supporting you and your writing this week, but beware, some of them will try to give you their own input and it isn’t going to be the best. Try not to worry about pleasing everyone and concentrate on what you want to do with the story. Criticism and other’s feedback can help you, but not everything must be taken to heart.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You’ve been dwelling on your past failures too much and it’s time to put a stop to it, CrabWriter. Try not to look at the mistakes you’ve made when writing a cheesy line of dialogue or a convoluted sentence as something bad but as a way to improve on your writing. Don’t try to forget the blunder, use them to grow and become the best writer you can. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Make sure you don’t spend too much time in front of the computer this week, Goat Writer. You might end up causing your mind to go into overload and it won’t be easy writing with a headache. Get up every once in awhile to stretch or take a walk. Keep your blood flowing so the ideas can too.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) LionWriter, keep moving forward in your story. Your growing scared of the impending end and are starting to hesitate that you haven’t done a good enough job. Don’t think of the end as ‘THE END.’ Always remember that you can always go back to make edits until you feel completely satisfied with your story. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Try to get out of the house this week, WaterBearerWriter. Being in a new environment and seeing some new faces will help you to overcome the hurdles you’ve been facing in your story. You might be surprised by how much one night out can help you clear the mind and organize all of the thoughts that have been jumbled for weeks.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Stop procrastinating VirginWriter! Get yourself over to your desk and get writing. You’ve been putting off for too long and now you are way behind on completing your goals. This week, everything can wait; your writing must come first. Turn off your phone, walk away from the television, don’t even look at the Internet and try to get a couple of chapters done. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You may be spending a lot of time on the Internet this week doing research for your story, FishWriter. Be sure to check that your computer is working properly to avoid any aggravation. All it takes is one day dealing with a lame server and you’ll be completely incapable of looking at your computer for weeks. Unless you want to resort to pencil and paper to write your book, be prepared and stay calm.